What are you doing with my clone? It's okay. So I'm willing to accept that you're doing this if you're willing to accept that you need to stop. Listen, I'm programmed for tolerance, Morty. I just want to remind you that some people can't hold anything and can never die, so that's a little offensive to. I see you appear to be holding a death crystal that's guiding your decisions more than I am. Alright, now take that to the trunk and insert it into the clone compiler.
grab the gun with the blue handle from the trunk and get a tissue sample from the corpse. "Real" in quotes because calling density-privileged entities "real" is incredibly holo-phobic. I'm a crisis detection and correction hologram generated by a chip that "real" Rick put in your spine. Will you just go up? - Stop! - You're gonna make me die wrong! - Wait a minute, what? Morty, do you have a death crystal - in your pocket? - No! Maybe! You little monster! I thought you were m*st*rb*t*ng! And you took that in stride?! You'd rather I address it?! Why would I be doing it?! Why would you steal a death crystal?! - I want to die old! - Then stop driving! - No! - You son of a bitch! Give me the wheel, Morty. Morty, you know outer space is up, right? Yeah, yeah. feel of the open road? Alright! Who's this grandson? - I like his style. Ahh! - What are you doing? - Oh, um, c-can I drive? - Why? The. They're also rich, and I like to spend my life with their money. People that spend their life avoiding death are already dead. You just use these to win fights? - I don't use them. Definitely gonna get shot by this guy this is totally my fate nothing I could possibly do okay, now, not so much. And certain death, certain death, certain death. Certain death, certain death, certain death, uncertain death. They show you when the other guy's reloading. You're about to witness the only real use for these crystals. Wait, then what are we? We're Rick and Morty. They think the galaxy's their own personal piggy bank. Duck! Who are those guys?! RICK: Crystal poachers. Truth is, anyone that knows how they're definitely gonna die is either boring as hell or about to get shot. Jesus Christ! I-I die a million times? Your future stems from your present, which, if you're living right, keeps changing. Death crystals show you how you're gonna die. Why are they called death crystals? D-Do they kill you? You're thinking of bullets, Morty. Geez, you're really this pissed about my mom making sure I'm okay with our adventures? What's next, Morty? What if I want you to jump off the Empire State Building? - I have to ask? - Yes? And you seriously don't see how that's a slippery slope? Just shut up and help me with these, please. It'll get us through these asteroids sooner. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ Uh, Rick, maybe if we go a little. Honey, stop raising your father's cholesterol so you can take a hot funeral selfie. Rick: Morty, would you please accompany me to Forbodulon Prime for death crystals? I need death crystals from Forbodulon Prime.īeth: Uh. Alright, I'm finished with my breakfast and my Amazon wish list. I've placed an auto-response chip in my brain so I can spend time with my family.īut you are spending time with your family. Shouldn't you be revealing grandmas aren't real?
Morty: I'm not cyberstalking! I-I-I just wanted to know where she got this necklace from. Morty, stop being a creepy, perverted cyberstalker. What's so embarrassing, Morty? Sharing it with your family might help.īeth: Summer, stop shaming your brother.
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